Fame isn't all it's made out to be.

I guess you want to know all about my little stint on Emmerdale??!

Well It was soggy, cold and wet. I got up at 6:00am.  The whole thing consisted of me walking from point A to B a multitude of times. In the cold. In a wool jumper. Those of you who know me, know that I don't mix well with wool. Bearded men shouted 'Action' a lot, and I didn't recognise anyone famous from Emmerdale, although everyone was very friendly and gave us breakfast.

I don't think I'm cut out for acting.

Someone make me a brew?